Sunday, July 14, 2013
My Reality Is Skewed
Scene: AT&T store by our house
Me: Hi, I need a life proof case for my iPhone 5.
Mike: She means for her iPhone 4S.
Me: Wait...what?
Mike: She has an iPhone 4S and she wants a life proof case for it.
Me: I thought I had an iPhone 5.
Mike: No. You have an iPhone 4S.
Me: I do? Really? Are you sure?
Sales-lady (looking at my phone): Yes ma'am, that is an iPhone 4S.
Me: Seriously? I was sure I had an iPhone 5!
Mike: Um...no...you have never had an iPhone 5.
Me: Wait. Do I drive a Lexus?
Mike: You drive a Honda Minivan.
Me: Am I twenty-eight?
Mike: You are forty-two.
Sales-lady: I'm just going to give you two a minute and I will come back.
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Hahahaha! This story is cracking me up!
ReplyDeleteHi Emily,
ReplyDeleteIt happens from time to time... Don't worry.
-Philip
hahahahahahahhaha ... this is the best joke for this morning!!
ReplyDeleteluv, cynthia